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04/03/2017 from DailyJokes
#1978

A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls.


When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby usher, "Who are all those men in the pictures?"


The usher replied, "Why, those are our boys who died in the service".


Dumbfounded, the youngster asked, "Was that the morning service or the evening service?"

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04/01/2017 from DailyJokes
#1977

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.


"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."


"Oh yes dear, what happened ?"


"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."


"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?"


"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."

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04/01/2017 from DailyJokes
#1976

One radio station prank took place on April Fool's Day. They announced that the phone company would be cleaning the dirt out of the phone lines that afternoon. They do this, it seems, by blowing air into the wires in the switching station. The problem is that the dirt comes out of the earpiece and mouthpiece of the telephone and could dirty the rugs or furniture in your house.


Consequently, the phone company asks that the good citizens please get plastic bags and put them over the handsets of the telephones to protect their belongings.


Stores reported a run on plastic bags, and the phone company made the radio station retract the original claim.

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03/31/2017 from DailyJokes
#1975
Hard Of Hearing en Espanol

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.


One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"


"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."


And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."

Funny +81
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03/30/2017 from DailyJokes
#1974

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

Funny +54
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