01/10/2017 from DailyJokes#1894

"Daddy," said my 10-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army."

 

"Baby," I answered, "I think the Air Force would be a better option for you."

 

"But I don’t want to be a pilot."

 

"You don’t have to be a pilot," I told her. "There are other jobs in the Air Force."

 

Her answer: "I don’t want to be a flight attendant either."