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06/13/2024 from DailyJokes
#18501

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately, the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.

The driver felt so awful, he began to cry.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.

She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

“I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it.”

The woman told the man not to worry.

She knew what to do.

She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can.

She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can on to the rabbit.

Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved it’s paw at the two humans and hopped down the road.

50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved and hopped another 50 meters.

The man was astonished.

He couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s spray can!! He ran over to the woman and demanded,

“What was in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?”

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said:

“‘Hair spray restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”

Funny +36
-29 Not Funny
06/12/2024 from DailyJokes
#18495

Two men at a bus stop started a conversation.

One of them keeps complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man says,

“You think you have family problems?”

Listen to my situation..

” A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.

Later, my dad married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my step-mom and my dad became my stepson-in-law. Also, my wife became mom-in-law to her dad-in-law.

Then my wife’s daughter, my stepmom, had a son. This boy was my half-brother ’cause he was my dad’s son, but he was also the son of my wife’s daughter, which made him my wife’s grandson.

That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.

Now, the half-sister of my son, my stepmom, is also the grandmom. My dad is the bro-in-law of my child, who is the stepbrother of my dad’s wife! “

AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS?”

The other guy fainted…

Funny +22
-25 Not Funny
06/11/2024 from DailyJokes
#18492

An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar

As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and the question of

“When does life begin”.

The priest said in the Bible states that life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5

“Before I formed you in the womb I knew you”. This is God’s word so it is true.

The doctor looked at the priest funny and said,

“You cannot be serious, I have been in practice for years and life begins at birth when you breathe your first breath of air.”

The priest and doctor continue to argue their point and as others began to shift their attention to their conversation, the old man spoke.

“You are both wrong, my wife and I fully agree that life begins when your kids finally move out of the house”.

 

 

Funny +61
06/09/2024 from DailyJokes
#18486

A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man.

A little boy asks him “How do you keep your rabbits so strong?”

The man replies, “It’s no secret.”

He pulls out a bottle of shampoo and says,

“Keeps your hares strong!”

Funny +7
-57 Not Funny
06/08/2024 from DailyJokes
#18482

A plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive.

Fortunately, the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions:

The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travellers doing?”

Monkey: “Tying their belts”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”

Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!”

Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”

Monkey: “Checking the system.”

Officer: “What were you doing?”

Monkey: “Looking for my people.”

Officer: “After 10′ minutes what were the travellers doing?”

Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks.”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”

Monkey: “Serving the travellers.”

Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?”

Monkey: “Handling the steering.”

Officer: “What were you doing?”

Monkey: “Eating & throwing.”

Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travellers doing?”

Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading.”

Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”

Monkey: “Makeup.”

Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”

Monkey: “Handling the steering.”

Officer: “What were you doing?”

Monkey: “Nothing.”

Officer: “Just before the plane crash what were the travellers doing?”

Monkey: “All were sleeping.”

Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”

Monkey: “Handling the air hostess.”

Officer: “What were you doing?”

Monkey: “Handling the steering!”

Funny +28
-31 Not Funny
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