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07/21/2024 from DailyJokes
#18635

 

With all the new technology regarding fertility,

An 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently:

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit.

“May we see the new baby?” One of them asked.

“Not yet.” Said the mother.

“I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.”

Another half-hour passed before another relative asked.

“May we see the new baby now?”

“No, not yet.” Said the mother.

A while later and again the guests asked.

“May we see the baby now?”

“No, not yet.” Replied the mother.

Growing impatient, they asked.

“Well, when can we see the baby?”

“When it cries.” She told them.

“When it cries?” They gasped.

“Why do we have to wait until it cries?”

“Because I forgot where I put it.”

Funny +20
07/20/2024 from DailyJokes
#18632

Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart.

He was very surprised to see this scene and without stopping he said to the farmer,

“If the bull stopped, you wouldn’t understand.”

Farmer: Understand sir, if the bull stops walking, the bell will not ring.

The engineer thought for a minute and said ……..

“But what if this bull stopped in one place and just kept moving his neck?

The farmer quietly replied: Our bull …………………doesn’t work in the corporate sector, sir! ”

Funny +15
-38 Not Funny
07/19/2024 from DailyJokes
#18629

This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said,

“In my house, I am the boss.

I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made.

And when the dishes are washed.”

One of the guys at the table said,

“How long have you been married?”

The man says, “Oh I’m not married I’m single!”

Funny +51
-16 Not Funny
07/18/2024 from DailyJokes
#18624

A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture.

Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the cows to the ground.

But, the bulls just sway in the wind and continue eating.

When the wind quiets down, the cows stand up, brush off the dirt, and start eating again.

A bit later, one cow looks up just in time to see a tornado tearing through the pasture fence.

The tornado knocks the cows every which way, but the bulls just rock back and forth as they are buffeted.

When the cows get back on their feet and pick the straw out of their hide, they all walk over to the bulls.

One cow says,

“Why do we cows get knocked over by wind but you bulls keep standing?”

The two bulls laugh and reply,

“We bulls wobble, but we don’t fall down.”

07/17/2024 from DailyJokes
#18621

Michael was thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.

He asked God:

“Why did you make her so kind-hearted?”

The Lord responded:

“So you could love her my son”

Next question:

“Why did you make her so good-looking?”

Reply: “So you could love her my son”

Third one: “Why did you make her such a good cook?”

Response: “So you could love her my son”

Michael thought about this for a while, and then he said:

“I don’t mean to seem ungrateful or anything. But why did you make her so stupid?”

Without hesitation came the answer:

“So she could love you, my son.

Funny +60
-10 Not Funny
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