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07/18/2021 from DailyJokes
The UCLA Blonde en Espanol

Bambi, the blonde in her fourth freshman year at UCLA,
sat in her U.S. Government class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
Wade was about.
Bambi thought a moment, then answered,
“that was the decision George Washington had to make when
he decided to cross the Delaware.”

Funny +117
-54 Not Funny
07/17/2021 from DailyJokes
Wanna Watch en Espanol

Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

“Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Johnny.

“Nope,” replied Jimmy.

“Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”

Again Jimmy said, “Nope.”

“You didn’t steal it, did you?” asked Johnny.

“No,” said Jimmy. “I went into Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night when they were ‘doing the nasty”. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.”

Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy’s new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents’ bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.

His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily, “What do you want now?”

“I wanna watch,” Johnny replied.

Without missing a stroke, his father said, “Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet.”

Funny +109
-39 Not Funny
07/16/2021 from DailyJokes
You Got A Mail en Espanol

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again.
She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I’ve got mail!”

Funny +95
-29 Not Funny
07/15/2021 from DailyJokes

A middle aged man was talking to his elderly father.

“I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls you gave me a piece of advice. You said ‘good companion, good in bed, good mother – pick two'”

The father looked kindly at his son and nodded.

“Well, I feel like I have a good life. My wife is kind to me and a lovely mother to our three kids.” The father nodded back to his son with a knowing look and replied.

“That’s great son, but when I said ‘pick two’ I meant pick the second one.”

Funny +95
-58 Not Funny
07/14/2021 from DailyJokes


A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.

The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up.

Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?”

“I don’t know, some dumb b!tch asking if the coast is clear.”

Funny +162
-19 Not Funny
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