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A Saturday Night To Remember

04/14/2018 from DailyJokes
#11309

One day, a woman named Nancy received some terrible news. Her beloved grandfather had just passed away. So, she went straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 92-year-old grandmother and offer her some comfort.

When she asked how her grandfather died, her grandmother replied: “It was a heart attack, he got it while we were making love on Saturday morning.”

Horrified, Nancy told her grandmother that 2 people nearing 100 years of age probably shouldn’t be indulging in such dangerous passions.

“Oh no, my dear, ” replied her gran. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous. Simply in on the ‘Ding’ and out on the ‘Dong’.”

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued:

“And if that damned ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today!”

Funny +198
-17 Not Funny
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