11/17/2021 from Daily Jokes
#15425
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain
announced ” Please prepare for a crash landing “.
The first lady put on all her jewelry .
Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions.
The first lady replied, well when they come to rescue us they
will see that I am rich and will rescue me first.
The second lady not wanting to be left behind, began to
take off her top and bra.
Why are you doing that the other ladies questioned, well
when they come to rescue us they will see my great melons
and will take me first.
The third lady who was African not wanting to be out done
took off her pants and panties.
Why are you doing that the other ladies questioned,
well they always search for the black box first.