11/03/2024 from Daily Jokes
#19255
A Lion, a funnel web spider, a dog and a monkey are arguing over who is the most fearsome and powerful animal.
The lion begins, arguing fiercely, “I have the loudest roar, I have massive teeth ready to pierce meat easily, I run faster than both of you
reaching speeds of 70km/h. I am a symbol of courage, royalty and strength, you two stand no chance against me, you are all futile”
The spider retorts, “pfft, that’s nothing, I’m stealthy, and dangerous. You cannot get rid of me. Lion, you have been close to extinction so many
times, but I will always terrorise people, no matter how hard people try I can never be dismissed. I make people fear to leave to get a tissue to
kill me, my bite can kill a toddler in under 5 minutes, none of you stand a chance against me.”.
The dog stands forth, “you all talk of sharp teeth and venomous bites, but neither of you can compare to me”. The Lion scolds, and steps forth,
“prove it then”, nudging the dog. The dog immediately falls down, as if playing dead. The Lion and spider both turn to each other, confused,
“what happened to him”, the lion asks?
The monkey retorts, “fool, that’s John Wick’s dog”