04/05/2024 from Daily Jokes
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A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place.
Getting caught up in the spirit,
The pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
“Great idea!” the chicken cried.
“Let’s offer them ham and eggs?”
“Not so fast,” said the pig testily.
“For you, that’s a contribution. For me, it’s a total commitment.”
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