01/19/2024 from Daily Jokes
#17986
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe when the owner asked for the money.
“I’m not paying,” said the duck.
“I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.”
“I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer.
“Then the duck has to pay,” said the skunk.
“Getting here cost me my last scent.”
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