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A Drunk Driving Test

04/29/2021 from DailyJokes


A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over.
He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde
woman behind the wheel.
There was a strong smell of liquor on her breath.
He said, “I’m going to give you a breathalyzer test to
determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.”
She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said,
“It looks like you’ve had a couple of stiff ones.”
She turned red, and replied,
“You mean it shows that, too?”

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