05/11/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8696
Three American blondes were lost in Vietnam(during the war),they had no water no food for days.
While walking they met Aladdin Genie,and he says:”I’ll give each one of you two wishes”
The 1st. says:”I want u to bring me one “diet cola” and to send me back to my family cuz I miss them soooo much and so she was back to the states happily.
The 2nd says “I want u to send me back to my boy friend and to give me 50$ so I can buy him a present and so she was back to the states kissing her man cheerfully.
The 3rd was like heeeeeey you think you’re smart ha. trying to send my friends away from me so I’ll be all alone, bring them back right now.
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