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Sally The Blonde

01/15/2021 from DailyJokes


Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a
small package and a large bird cage.
She was gone several days but finally she returned.
Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking’ so sad.
Liz “Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days.
Glad you got back okay…but you look so sad. Why??”
Sally, “Cause I just can’t get a man.”
Liz, “Well, you sure won’t find one in the middle of the woods.”
Sally, “Don’t be so silly. I know that.
But I went in the woods cause I needed something there
that would get me a man.
But I couldn’t find it.”
Liz, “I don’t understand what you’re talking about.”
Sally, “Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls.
I took some dead mice and a bird cage.”
Liz, “So, how’s that gonna help you get a man.”
Sally, “Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a
good pair of hooters.”

Funny +118
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