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The Swimming Competition

02/19/2021 from DailyJokes


There was a swimming competition to cross the
English Channel by only being allowed to do the breaststroke.
The three women who entered the race were a brunette,
a redhead, and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on
the shore and was declared the fastest swimmer.
About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore
and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours later, the blonde finally came ashore and
promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete
the race, she replied,
“I don’t want to sound like I’m a sore loser, but I think that
the other girls were using their arms…”

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