04/04/2022 from Daily Jokes
#15866
This guy had just bought a BMW M5 and decided to take it out and open it up.
He was cruising along Dutch roads just admiring the beautiful scenery.
He decided to see how it ran at speed, so he took it up to 110kph.
It felt great. Then up to 145kph.
Then he saw the flashing lights in his rearview mirror.
He decided to try to outrun the cop.
After a few minutes over 240kph he decided that this wasn’t the smartest thing he ever did and pulled over.
The cop came up, took his license without a word, looked it over. Then he said, “It’s Friday, it’s late. If you can give me an excuse for your behavior that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you off.”
The guy thought a few seconds and said,”Last week my wife ran off with a cop and I was afraid you were trying to bring her back.”
“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.