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His Birthday Request

01/22/2021 from DailyJokes


One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father said,  “Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle?  Wait until Christmas.”

Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again.  The father said, “Well, the mortgage is still extremely high,  sorry about that … Ask me again some other time.”

Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of  the house with all his belongings in a suitcase.  The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.

The boy said, “Yesterday I was walking past your room,  and I heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I’ll be DAMNED if I get stuck with a $80,000 mortgage!”

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