07/21/2022 from Daily Jokes
#16216
A 70-year-Old Retired Military officer had one Hobby….. He loved to Fish.
He was sitting in His Boat the other Day when He heard
A voice says, ‘Pick Me Up.’
He looked around and couldn’t see Anyone.
He thought He was Dreaming
When He heard the Voice say again,
”Pick me up. ‘
He looked in the Water and There…Floating on the top, was a Frog.
The Retd Officer said,
‘Are You talking to Me?’
The Frog said,
‘Yes, I’m talking to You.
Pick Me up, then Kiss Me; and I’ll turn into the Most Beautiful Woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all Your friends will be envious and jealous because I will be Your Bride!’
The Retired Off looked at the Frog for a short time, and reached over…..Picked it up Carefully and…….Placed it in His Shirt Pocket.
The Frog said,
‘What, are you Nuts? Didn’t You hear what I Said?’ I said, ‘Kiss me, And I will be Your Beautiful Bride.’
He opened His Pocket, Looked at the Frog and said,
‘Nah. I’d Rather like have a Talking Frog Than a Nagging Wife..
With Age Comes Wisdom & Experience