Daily Joke: A Man Was In Hurry To Catch A Train

A man was in hurry to catch a train in time.

So he asks a farmer near a field,

“Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says,

“Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”