12/27/2024 from DailyJokes
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Two women are walking home from the bar when they both feel the need to pee, so they slip into a nearby cemetery.
One of them uses her p@nti3s to wipe, while the other grabs a wreath off a headstone.
The next evening, the husbands meet at the bar.
One looks at the other and says, “I think I need to keep an eye on my wife—she came home without her p@nti3s last night.”
The other husband responds, “Well, mine came home with a card wedged in her ass that said, ‘You were loved and will be missed by the entire fire department.'”