01/10/2022 from Daily Jokes
#15584
A guy was in an elevator one day & noticed an attractive woman running to make it before the door closed.
He held the door for her to get in and then politely asked her “what floor?” “
3rd floor” she replied, “ I come here once a month to donate blood & they pay me $50”
“That’s a coincidence” said the guy because I come here once a month myself, donate semen & they pay me $200”.
Just then the elevator door opened & the woman stepped out.
The next month the guy was in the same elevator & noticed the same woman running to make it in.
He held the door and as she stepped in he said “I remember you, 3rd floor right?”
With her mouth completely full she looked at him & said “mph, mph, fif floor.”