07/10/2022 from Daily Jokes
#16181
Paddy is on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire ” and he is doing rather well.
He is at the final question for a million pounds with Chris Tarrant (The UK host), he has only one lifeline left….phone a friend.
The question comes:
“Which bird does not make a nest?:
A) a Sparrow, B) a Swallow, C) a Blackbird or D) a Cuckoo
Paddy doesn’t know so he calls his friend Murphy.
Murphy answers ‘be jesus Paddy, it’s a cuckoo 100%.’ – Paddy wins the million pounds and is very happy.
Afterwards, Paddy rings Murphy and asks him ‘How the f*ck did you know that?
Murphy replies ‘
Well, Paddy yer thick git…it lives in a f*cking clock…’