06/13/2022 from Daily Jokes
#16084
So a stoner, a whoremonger, and an alcoholic are all on the bus together when they get in a fatal crash. Naturally, they go to hell for their sins, and when they meet the devil instead of damnation he first offers them 100 years in the room of their preferred sin with the condition they cannot leave even once. All three men, of course, gleefully accept the offer and go into their respective rooms.
100 years later, the devil checks on the room with the whoremonger and upon opening the door is met with “OH, THANK GOD ITS YOU! YOURE BACK!” His body was chapped and worn, his manhood bruised to a pulp from overuse, he said “I swear I repent, I will never lust after a woman again! Just let me free!”
“Very well”, says the devil, and goes to check on the room with the alcoholic. Upon opening the door is met with “OH, THANK GOD ITS YOU! YOURE BACK!” He looked sicker than a corpse with the hangover, the room covered in vomit and half finished bottles, he said “I swear I repent, I will never taste a drop of alcohol again! Just let me free!”
“Very well”, says the devil, and goes to check on the room with the stoner. Upon opening the door, he hears no yelling or begging, but instead sees the man sitting in the middle of a cannabis garden more lush than Eden, gently crying. The devil approaches him and asks, “so, how did you enjoy your century of sin?”, to which the man tearfully replies “…you forgot to give me a lighter.”