10/13/2021 from Daily Jokes
#15317
A woman passed her daughter’s room n heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vi brator.
Shocked, she asked why??
The daughter replied: mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. So Please,leave me alone.
Next day, the father heard the same buzz n upon entering, he also saw the same scene.
To his query,the daughter again said: dad I’m thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, leave me alone.
A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping and heard that buzzing noise coming from, the living room.
On entering she saw her husband sitting on the couch,downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vi brator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: What the fvck are you doing?
The husband replied:Im here Watching Some football with my son-in-law.