08/09/2021 from Daily Jokes
#15115
A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years…
One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore.
She says to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you had a drink?”
He replies “Ten years” and with that she reveals a bottle of whiskey from within her swimsuit, which the man starts drinking from.
She then asks, “Tell me, how long has it been since you smoked a cigar?”
He replies “Again, 10 years” and with that she pulls out a cigar and lighter from within her swimsuit and he starts smoking.
She then seductively unzips her swimsuit and says, “Now tell me….how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?”
“My god” he replies. “Don’t tell me you’ve got a Playstation in there!”