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Daily Joke: Three Vampires Are Bragging To Each Other

09/07/2022 from Daily Jokes
#16378

Daily Joke: Three Vampires Are Bragging To Each Other

The first says

“Watch this.”

Leaves, and is back in an instant, mouth covered in blood.

He points at a villager and says:

“You see that villager? Sucked him dry.”

The second, impressed, but not willing to be outdone, leaves and returns just as fast as the first, blood covering her mouth, neck and cheeks.

She points and says

“You see that town? Bone dry, no survivors.”

The third shrugs and says:

“That’s nothing, watch this.”

He’s barely gone a fraction of a second before he’s back with a face completely covered in blood.

The first vampire asks:

“What did you do?”

The third vampire replied:

“You see that pole?”

“Yeah?”

“I didn’t”

Funny +80
-18 Not Funny
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