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Two Beggars in London

02/22/2021 from DailyJokes
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Two beggars in London

Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London …

Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib asks Ali ‘I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?’

Ali says, ‘Look at your sign, what does it say’?

Habib’s sign reads ‘I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support’.

Ali says No wonder you only get £2- £3

Habib says ‘So what does your sign say’?

Ali shows Habib his sign. It reads:

‘I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan’.

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