Daily Joke: Bar Bet

Two men were drinking in a bar. One of the men who was very drunk said: “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye.”

The second guy, thought it would be easy taking money from a drunk, so he said: “Okay, you’re on.”

The drunk then took his glass eye out and bit it. And the second guy had to pay the $100.

A while later, the drunk said: “I bet you $100 I can bite my other eye.”

Knowing that the drunk couldn’t possibly have two glass eyes, otherwise he wouldn’t have been able to see, the second guy accepted the challenge, confident that he would win his money back.

The drunk promptly took out his false teeth and bit his other eye.