Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old:
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my FB friend.
So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He called me beautiful. He asked my age.
I’m not a liar so I told him and reminded him I’m quite a bit his senior.
And I let him talk a bit cuz (truth be told) flattery ain’t all bad.
We kept chatting for a while and within a short time, he asked if we could talk about ‘ad####lt things’.
I said ok.
Then He said ‘thank you, babe, you start.”
So I did! I told him adult things like I have arthritis and my knees and how it hurts badly.
My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia. And I didn’t forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker.
And of course, I told him about the laxatives. Can’t forget that.
I also didn’t forget to tell him that I have good quality dentures
I was as honest as I could be about ‘AD@@@@@LT THINGS’ but I don’t understand why he blocked me!
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