11/20/2024 from DailyJokes
#19378
He is going through his bag for his passport which he can’t find.
The irritated man on passport control asks him ‘Have you visited France before?’
‘Yes’ replied the old man.
Sarcastically he responds ‘Well surely you should know to have your passport ready…’
to which he answers ‘I didn’t have to show it last time’
‘Impossible!!’ he bellowed.
The old man looks his straight in the eye and says
‘Last time, when I landed on D-Day on 6th June 1944, I couldn’t find a Frenchman to give it to’