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Daily Joke: An Older Couple Were Lying One Night

11/21/2024 from DailyJokes
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Daily Joke: An Older Couple Were Lying One Night

The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.”

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek, and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: Then you use to bite my neck”

Angrily, he got out of bed.

“Where are you going?” she asked.

“To get my teeth!”

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