09/30/2021 from Daily Jokes
#15284
After 15 years of not having s3x, an old couple finally decide that it’s about time they did something about their s3x life.
After much deliberation they decide to have a nudist day, they will walk around the house all day with nothing on, and just see what happens.
The next day comes and they decide to have breakfast round the kitchen table without a scrap of clothing on.
After a little while the old lady turns to here husband and says, “By jove I think this is working, I’m getting really turned on!!”
They old man replies, “Well how do you mean love?”
His wife says, “Well I’m getting all hot… my n!ppl3s are red hot!!!”
He replies, “Well I’m not bloody surprised woman! You’ve got one n!pple in your coffee and the other in your porridge!”