06/21/2024 from Daily Jokes
#18528
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.
There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.
The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says:
“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.”
Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan immediately says:
“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
He asks: “And what are those?”
The Aussie, fed up with the bragging, asks with an incredulous look:
A Texas farmer takes a vacation to Australia“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”