10/25/2024 from Daily Jokes
#19188
A television crew comes to the farm to interview the shepherd about his daily routine.
“Our viewers would like to know what a regular day here on the countryside looks like. Can you start right from the beginning?” asks the reporter.
“Oh, yeah sure,” starts the shepherd, “So first I wake up, but I really don’t want to, so I take a sip of my brandy to start off my day.
Then I have a nice breakfast and head out to check on my sheep. They usually ignore me. After that, I take a break and sit down with my dog to watch the clouds go by.
If the sun is shining, I might even take a nap! Finally, I gather the sheep and head back home, hoping the day ends
with a good dinner and maybe a little more brandy.”