Daily Joke: Friendly Game of Golf

A minister went to his local golf coarse in the hopes of finding someone to play with. As luck would have it there was a member in the pro shop looking for a game, so they were introduced and headed for the first tee.

The member asked: “What’s your handicap?”

“I’m a twelve said the minister.”

“Me too,” said the member. “Would you like to bet a dollar a hole?”

The minister agreed, and when they had finished their round, they retired to the clubhouse, where the minister solemnly handed over $18. As he parted with the cash, the minister said: “Say, I’d like you to come to the church some time.”

The member replied: “Sure, I’d like that.”

Then the minister added: “And bring your parents, I’d like to marry them.”