Daily Joke: An Old Lady Dies And Goes To Heaven

An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She’s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden
she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
Don’t worry about that,’ says St. Peter, ‘It’s only someone having the holes
drilled into her shoulder blades for the angel wings.’
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation.
A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
‘Oh my Goodness,’ says the old lady, ‘now what is happening?’
‘Not to worry,’ says St. Peter, ‘She’s just having her head drilled to fit
the halo.’
‘I can’t do this,’ says the old lady, ‘I’m going to hell.’
‘You can’t go to that nasty place,’ says St. Peter. ‘You’ll be raped and
forced to do oral sex.
‘Maybe so,’ says the old lady, but I’ve already got the holes for that.’