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Husband And Wife Talking In Bed

09/12/2018 from DailyJokes
#11888

Husband: I won’t be able to sleep afterward.

Wife: I can’t sleep without it.

Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Wife: I can’t sleep without it.

Husband: You get hot at the darnedest times.

Wife: I can’t sleep without it.

Husband: If you love me you’d be more considerate.

Wife: I can’t sleep without it.

Husband: Yes I do, but let’s forget it for tonight.

Wife: I can’t sleep without it.

Husband: Alright, I’ll do it.

Wife: What’s the matter? Need a flashlight?

Husband: I can’t find it.

Wife: Oh, for heaven’s sake, feel for it.

Husband: There. Are you satisfied?

Wife: Oh, yes, honey.

Husband: Is it up far enough?

Wife: Oh, that’s fine.

Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.

Funny +54
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