05/06/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9059
A pipe burst in a lawyer’s house, so he called a plumber.
The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a bill for $600.
The lawyer exclaimed, “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a lawyer!”
The plumber replied sympathetically, “Neither did I when I was a lawyer.”
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