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Daily Joke: 25th Anniversary

02/11/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8311

After celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary with a romantic dinner at a restaurant, the wife thanked her husband for a wonderful evening.

“It’s not over yet,” he said, and once back at the house, he presented her with a little black velvet box. She opened it in eager anticipation, but found nothing more than two pills inside.

“What are these pills?” she asked, puzzled.

“Aspirin.”

“But I don’t have a headache.”

“Gotcha!” he cried triumphantly.

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