For Michael’s birthday, his wife wanted to surprise him when he came home from work.
After some careful consideration, she decided to strip naked and wrap herself in saran wrap from her shoulders to her ankles.
Pretty soon Michael enters his house exhausted from a tough day at work.
He walks through the kitchen, places his lunch box down, and hears his wife say,
“Honey! I’m in the living room.”
Rounding the corner, he spots her all wrapped up in plastic.
After a quick peek,
he immediately says,