Daily Joke: Getting A Tattoo

A guy gets home late one night and his wife says,
“where the hell have you been?”
“I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo?
What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my manhood.”
“What the hell were you thinking?
Why did you get a hundred “dollar bill on your penis?”
“Well, number one,
I like to watch my money grow.
Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money.
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
home and blow a hundred bucks”.