Daily Joke: Jackpot

Dave went to his local lotto center to check his ticket. When the clerk checked his ticket Dave was told that he had won 5 million dollars. Dave went right home.

When he saw his wife he said, I just won the lottery and I am going now to collect my winnings. I want you to be packed before I get back.

His wife very excitedly asked, “What should I pack, warm or cold weather clothes?

Dave looked at her and said “I don’t care as long as your are gone when I get home.”