Daily Joke: Reflecting On The Past

After being married for 25 years, a husband took a moment to look at his wife and said,

“Twenty-five years ago, we had a modest apartment, a simple car, and I slept on a sofa bed.

But every night, I had the company of a sexy 26-year-old blonde.

Now, we live in a beautiful house, drive a nice car, and sleep in a big bed, but I’m now with a 51-year-old woman.

It seems like you’re not holding up your end.”

She calmly replied, “Well, why don’t you go out and find a sexy 26-year-old blonde?

And when you do, I’ll make sure that once again, you’ll be back in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.”