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Geography Of A Woman

09/10/2020 from DailyJokes
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Geography of a Woman:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa – half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe – well developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain – very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece – gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain – with a glorious and all-conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel – has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada – cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet – wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages … an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

Geography of a man:

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran – ruled by a couple of nuts.

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