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Eve In The Garden OF Eden

06/24/2020 from DailyJokes
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Eve, in the Garden of Eden, said, “God, I have a problem, It’s a beautiful garden, but I’m lonely and I’m sick of eating apples.”

“Okay,” God said. “I’ll create a man for you.”

Eve said, “What’s a man?”

“He is a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego who doesn’t listen and gets lost a lot, but he’s big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals, and he’s fun in bed.”

“Sounds great!” said Eve.

“There’s just one thing. He’s going to want to believe I made him first.”

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