03/12/2022 from Daily Jokes
#15785
The neighbors are very annoyed by the moans. A new couple moved to a very quiet neighborhood. Each night they had sex they make a lot of noises and a lot of moans. The neighbors are starting to feel angry and annoyed and they want to ask the couple to be quiet but they didn’t have the courage to ask such request. So they told the priest of their city to talk to the couple.
The priest went to the couple and told them that he is happy for them for having a lot of fun in their marriage and ask them to be more quiet and make less noises when having sex and told them that jesus will be happy if they do so. (The priest lives in the same neighborhood and the man wants to make sure that he is not making a lot of noises)
So the night when the couple start having sex the man start yelling :Father it’s okay like that or you want me to be more gentle. Father i want to make jesus happy tell me if am doing it right . You are such a good Priest thank you for coming by and showing me the true love of jesus .
The priest in his house listening to the man yelling and screaming his name so he went to the couple house and told the women: Please start moaning and screaming with all your forces. All the neighbors think that your husband is having sex with me.