07/09/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20814
Our teacher asked us to share our favorite animal, and I said, “Fried chicken.”
She didn’t think it was funny, but clearly others disagreed because the whole class laughed. My parents always taught me to tell the truth, and I was being honest—fried chicken really is my favorite animal.
When I told my dad what happened, he guessed my teacher might be part of PETA. He said they really care about animals. I told him I do too—especially when they’re chicken, pork, or beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I explained what happened, and he laughed. Then he told me not to say things like that again.
The next day, the teacher asked what my favorite live animal was. I said “chicken.” She asked why, and I told her, “Because they can become fried chicken.” Off I went to the principal’s office again. He laughed once more and reminded me to be careful with my answers.
I’m confused. I was taught to be truthful, but my teacher doesn’t seem to like it when I am.
Today, she asked us which famous person we admire most.
I said, “Colonel Sanders.”
Guess where I am now…
