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Morning Short Poem

09/27/2020 from DailyJokes

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher’s pet. He stood and said…

“My name is Dan,
and when I become a man,
I would like to go to Japan if I can,
and I think I can.”

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating,

“My name is Suzy,
and when I become a lady
I would like to have a baby  if I can,
and I think I can.”

The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said,

“My name is Johnny,
and I don’t give a damn¬† about Japan
but I would like to help Suzy
in her plan if I can
and I think I can!”

Funny +117
-23 Not Funny
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