Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister.
The woman prayed, “Lord, I know I’m right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it.”
A big storm cloud materialized, and there was a clap of thunder, “See,” said the woman. “It’s a sign from above.”
The three clergymen disagreed, saying thunder is a common phenomenon.
“Dear Lord,” the woman prayed, “I need a bigger sign.”
This time a bolt of lightning slammed into a tree.
“See! I told you I was right,” the woman said.
But the men insisted nothing had happened that couldn’t be explained by natural causes.
“Help me, Lord,” the woman implored.
And a deep voice came from the heavens: “SSSHHHEEE’S RRRIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!”
The woman turned to the three clergymen and asked, “Well?”
“Okay, okay,” they said. “But it’s still three against two.”