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Why Has It Gone Hard

10/09/2018 from DailyJokes
#11984

One day, there were two boys playing by a stream.

One boy went over to the bush to check out some noises.

He pointed out a woman bathing naked in the steam.

So, both boys decided to stay and watch her.

All of a sudden the second boy took off running.

The first boy couldn’t understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend.

Finally, he caught up to him and asked his friend why he had run away.

The second boy said to his friend, “My mum told me that if I ever saw a naked lady, I’d turn to stone.”

“I felt something getting hard, so I ran.”

Funny +192
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