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A Day Off

04/28/2021 from DailyJokes
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So you want the day off.
Let’s take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have
two days off per week, leaving 251 days available for work.
Since you spend 16 hours a day away from work, you have
used up 170 days, leaving only 81 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee breaks, that accounts
for 23 days a year leaving 68 days available.
With a 1 hour lunch period each day, you have used up
another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available.
You normally spend 2 days sick per year, this now only leaves
you 20 days available.
You get 5 days public holidays a year, so your working time is
now down to 15 days a year.
We generously give you a 14 days vacation per year,
which leaves only 1 day available for work.
So if you think you are going to have that day off,
You out of your mind!!!

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